What is it about a public restroom that allows so many people to just go buckwild and not clean up after themselves? I swear it's like some men just go in to piss all over the place... or maybe they're trying to sign their name on the wall or something. Or, men, quit taking newspapers and porno mags into the bathroom with you. We're a busy store and the idea of you being all Al Bundy in our one restroom is incredibly gross. Or in the case of one guy-- no taking pens and lotto sheets in there. This doesn't make me want to run your Lotto through in the slightest.
And ladies... you too. If your butt is too dainty to sit on the seat (and honestly, I don't blame you) please, for the love of the tiny baby Jesus-- wipe up. Or put down a barrier of TP to protect the royal ass.
Do they do that in their own bathroom? Would their mothers be horrified to know how they treat public bathrooms like a chance to play sprinkler?
At the very least, take a look around before you leave to clean up. Don't leave wads of paper towels, toilet paper and random puddles on the floor for us to clean up. I assure you, nothing darkens my already precarious mood like walking into the bathroom and finding what looks like a CSI episode gone horribly awry. We sanitize, we wipe, we scrub... but it's like sweeping a beach clean. No matter how hard we try, nasty people pee all over the place like small children and animals.
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